Wednesday, October 2, 2013

My Wicked Vampire, Nina Bangs

My Wicked Vampire, Nina Bangs. ISBN: 9780843959550
Read September 24

Paranormal Romance: Plant experimenter Cinnamon (Cinn, obviously) has developed plants that feed on human pheromones, cast "love spells," recognize and attack intruders, and in the case of Vince the periwinkle, developed sentience.  That's enough to get her hired by the Castle of Dark Dreams (obviously the through-line for this series) to add to the atmosphere for their kinky patrons looking for fantasy.  Also new to the Castle is Dacian the "night-feeder" vampire, who was rescued from a couple of centuries of self-imposed exile and off-and-on murderous rages at the request of his brother, another Castle employee, and also a vampire.

The supernaturals (nonhumans, according to the book) are many: the aforementioned vampires (of which there are strong indications of other types, but they don't come into this story), wizards, a trio of chaos spirits, goddesses, emissaries of goddesses, and various flavors of demons.  Oddly enough, nothing too weird really comes of all these nonhuman protagonists, other than the ability to take and dish out wild amounts of violence to each other.  

The only true weirdness here is Cinn's plants.  Good thing too, because they form the lynchpin of her side of the plot (the more interesting one, to my mind) - her goddess-ancestor is pissed that she's overstepping her authority to create plants that are more like animals, and wants her to stop it, and to kill off her already-created plants. 

On Dacian's side, there's a veneer-thin conflict between his sociopath creator and Dacian's unwillingness to play beta to someone weaker than him (of course his creator is weaker than him).  

The characters are amusing, their dialogue flows well, and the interactions are fun to read through.  I especially enjoyed the doomed love triangle between Asima, Vince, and Tommy, and the bemused attentions of Wade the outdoorsman.  

The plotline is serviceable.  I thought the ending was overdrawn, and Cinnamon's plot antagonist was co-opted into solving Dacian's on a totally predictable level, but the inclusion of a clueless peanut gallery actually worked fairly well.  "Run, kitty, run!" was funny as hell, and nameless "professor guy" gets a good bad-ass line: "Hey!  Leave the plant alone!"  

The love story suffers from the same flaw that most romance novels have - the characters meet in dangerous and uncertain circumstances, fall madly in love, and within pages/hours are defending each other against opponents that any sane person would flee.  At this point it's so entrenched that I can't get too worked up over it.  However, when the worst affront to suspension of disbelief in THIS particular novel is the love story?  That's saying something.

Cute, but I'm mostly fond of the plant angle, so I think I'll be giving the other "Castle" books a miss.       

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